1) Returning your cart after use but leaving your half eaten bag of chips and candy bar in the fucking thing.
This is extremely rude and lazy of you. I feel you are an asshole and should be run over by the little cart that pulls all the shopping carts. I don't want to be picking your half eaten hot dog out of the cart. For god sake, you honestly couldn't go to the store without having to eat??? Come on people...eat before you go shopping...Rule # 1 never go shopping when your hungry!
2) Not waving or acknowledging me after I let your car through
A simple thank you. That's all...is that too much to ask for? There are 10 cars behind me all pissed at me now that I let you out of the parking lot, this making them wait for your stupid ass and you can't even wave a thank you? Well FUCK YOU...I should ram into your rear...yes that fits for both the female driver and the car...sorry male drivers ram your own rear..But seriously how hard is it to say thanks? Put the cell phone down, the lipstick, the sandwich, the 64 oz Mountain Dew and say thank you! You inconsiderate little prick
3) Wal-Mart Greeters that Don’t say Hell
Now this one I copied from yes the great Dog Whisperer Maria Conchita.. Now I just got back from Walmart actually. And in all the times I have been in the store, I honestly don't recall a greeter ever saying HELL. Now I have heard them say Hello..But I don't understand why she would want them to say Hell? Why not Heaven? Just not sure why she would be so upset by this? Maybe some built up anger, hostility towards the Walmart Greeter....go figure
4) Scents that are not really a Smell (AGAIN BORROWED FROM THE DOG WHISPERER)
Example: My Febreze Air Effects (air freshener) scent is “Mistletoe and Magic”. What the hell does magic smell like?!? Or how about Snuggle Fabric Softener “Blue Sparkle”. WTF?
Well Dog Whisperer, why buy them? You state they piss you off, yet you have just admitted to buying 2 non existent smelling items to make your home and clothes smell...well....like nothing...so I must ask...how can something that you willingly buy AND use piss you off????
5) Front page articles that lie to me and don't make me a better lover
We all have seen the articles on Maxim, Cosmo, Good Housekeeping, Martha Stewart....10 steps to making you a better lover, or better kisser, or ramp up your sex life...well how about an article on how to get a sex life???? Fucking tease! Now the articles are full of a lot of information I must say though..Although its the same information that can be obtained by watching PBS. Who the hell writes this shit anyway? And why am I the stupid asshole who buys them? AND actually reads them???? God I piss me off sometimes
6) Not being called Poochy for a day
Now I know you all are saying..wait....didn't you vent about this just 2 days ago? Well yes..but in that time and the 4 months leading up to my first post, I have sort of begun to expect it now. And when I don't hear it, I am let down, hurt, angry, pissed, flustered, sad, weak, in pain, and just downright lost. How can she do this to me? She baits me...she gets me to accept the name and then poof nothing...Now there may be a little whisper here and there..but come on women...do your job!
That is all....Poochy has spoken
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